Me if Hillary Gets Elected and 10 Reasons Why She’s Bad for America

10 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton is Bad for America:

1. She’s definitely a serial liar.

Let’s face it – Hillary lies about basically everything. Her emails, Benghazi, her affairs, possibly her sexuality, Bill’s affairs, Bill’s alleged history of sexual assault (see: rape), her accomplishments, basic facts about her life, her foundation, her intentions, her personality, her positions, her accents, her smiles, her favorite food, and of course, her involvement in multiple possible murders. Which bring us to number 2:

2. She’s probably a serial killer.

They don’t call her Killery for nothing. The body count possibly attributed to Hillary and Bill is massive, and we’re not talking about war, we’re talking straight up premeditated murder – with big motives. If there was only one name or two we could give her the benefit of the doubt, but there are literally dozens and dozens.

3. She created ISIS.

Enough said.

4. She ruins everything she touches.

Libya, Syria, Egypt, Qatar, Turkey, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Ukraine, Russia. The list goes on and on, and now she wants to ruin our country too.

5. She is Keynesian.

Enough said.

6. She is a regressive, oppressive, statist, authoritarian, fascist, war mongering leftist.

Enough said.

7. She’s in bed with and funded by Wall Street and big business.

And she actively encourages corporatism while simultaneously criticizing capitalism (just like Hitler). Not cool.

8. She’s in bed with and funded by oppressive foreign governments.

Meanwhile she pretends to champion women’s causes while taking big checks from dictators and regimes who oppress women.

9. She’s a fake.

She represents nothing. She says she is for women, but she ignores and then attacks and buries her husband’s rape victims to further her own interests. She says she will crack down on Wall Street, but Wall Street pays her a fortune and funds her campaign. She wants to raise the minimum wage to get elected, but she knows it will hurt the economy. She pretends to know everything about foreign affairs, but she is leaving her post and the world in shambles.

10. She will ruin the economy.

Our fragile bubble economy is already on the verge of collapse. Hillary will continue the reckless monetary and fiscal policies of Obama, Yellen and their predecessors and throw our country into a deep, almost insurmountable depression. She will destroy millions of jobs and probably our currency, and she will bankrupt a huge swath of our citizens while enriching those very few at the top. Of course, she will blame capitalism for all this, and not her failed policies, shifting us further towards Socialism.



Hillary Clinton Indicted

This is how it would all go down if the judicial system wasn’t corrupt:

In July 2016, shortly before securing the Democratic nomination, Hillary Clinton is working hard to earn the votes of angry, disenfranchised Bernie Sanders supporters.

Unfortunately for her, she’s indicted before her message has a chance to resonate.

Fox News is the first to report, with all other media outlets picking up the story immediately thereafter. Hillary’s indictment comes at perhaps the worst possible time – representing the Watergate scandal of the 21st century. Liberal Millennials throw up their arms in protest, and demand the DNC strip Hillary of her nomination in favor of Bernie Sanders.

Republicans, initially overjoyed, grow silent and nervous as they ponder the potential scenario of a Sanders vs. Trump election. Initially convinced the country would never elect a Socialist for President, the GOP begins to fear a Sanders resurgence.

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Unfortunately for liberal Millennials, and for Bernie Sanders, corruption within the Democrat party knows no bounds. The DNC, through the machinations of the insidious Debbie Wasserman Schultz, claim the indictment is not a disqualifying event, and ultimately throw their full support behind the prison-bound Clinton. Hillary loses the election to Donald Trump, unsurprisingly, and the Democrat party splinters as a result. Gary Johnson wins over a large number of Hillary’s remaining supporters, but not enough to steal the election.

When all is said and done, Donald Trump is our new President, Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigns in shame, and Hillary Clinton is convicted as a felon.

Alas, but corruption runs rampant, and another reality is upon us.


Sanders Leads Iowa

In a new Quinnipiac poll released today, Bernie Sanders has pulled ahead of Hillary Clinton in the state of Iowa. This puts Sanders ahead in both Iowa and New Hampshire.

All of what we’re about to discuss assumes the DNC is not corrupt, and is not planning to rig the election for Hillary. If they are, and my better judgement says that’s the case, Hillary will win regardless of any momentum Sanders achieves. That said, and just so we can pretend for one second the world is fair, let’s talk about what should be happening right now.

When we said Hillary Clinton’s campaign was over, we meant it. While she is still officially in the race, her days are numbered. Today’s poll is simply more evidence of that. Hillary will likely continue her campaign full steam ahead despite lagging poll numbers – until, of course, she is eventually indicted. Upon indictment, Hillary will either postpone, or withdraw from the race entirely, and Bernie Sanders will be the eventual nominee for the Democrats.

None of this is new. Hillary lost the nomination to Barack Obama in 2008 despite leading in polls for a number of months prior. This time around, she’s losing to another extreme leftist – one who’s even more left than Obama. Back in 2008, Hillary’s undoing was Barack’s immense support among hard-left Democrats. This time, it’s Bernie’s support among the hard-left, combined with her email scandal.

Hillary’s email scandal could have been squashed by her campaign, of course, if her immediate response was to apologize, hand over the unaltered server to the FBI, cite precedent, and then quietly run PR damage control. Instead, she chose to attack Republicans, attack Fox News and the rest of the media, laugh at those who questioned her use of the server, refuse to answer basic queries, wipe the server clean, tell jokes, and then refuse to hand the original server over to authorities voluntarily.

Obviously, Hillary’s campaign wouldn’t have chosen this path if they weren’t sure Hillary’s use of the private server would be a significant problem in the eyes of the law. Regardless, her decision to wipe her server will ultimately be her undoing. Clinton could be indicted based on the fact that confidential emails were transmitted, and emails were erased. Unfortunately for her, things could get a lot worse before they get better.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s face the facts. Corruption knows no bounds. Hillary will probably win through DNC tactics and election fraud, and she will not be indicted.