Me if Hillary Gets Elected and 10 Reasons Why She’s Bad for America

10 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton is Bad for America:

1. She’s definitely a serial liar.

Let’s face it – Hillary lies about basically everything. Her emails, Benghazi, her affairs, possibly her sexuality, Bill’s affairs, Bill’s alleged history of sexual assault (see: rape), her accomplishments, basic facts about her life, her foundation, her intentions, her personality, her positions, her accents, her smiles, her favorite food, and of course, her involvement in multiple possible murders. Which bring us to number 2:

2. She’s probably a serial killer.

They don’t call her Killery for nothing. The body count possibly attributed to Hillary and Bill is massive, and we’re not talking about war, we’re talking straight up premeditated murder – with big motives. If there was only one name or two we could give her the benefit of the doubt, but there are literally dozens and dozens.

3. She created ISIS.

Enough said.

4. She ruins everything she touches.

Libya, Syria, Egypt, Qatar, Turkey, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Ukraine, Russia. The list goes on and on, and now she wants to ruin our country too.

5. She is Keynesian.

Enough said.

6. She is a regressive, oppressive, statist, authoritarian, fascist, war mongering leftist.

Enough said.

7. She’s in bed with and funded by Wall Street and big business.

And she actively encourages corporatism while simultaneously criticizing capitalism (just like Hitler). Not cool.

8. She’s in bed with and funded by oppressive foreign governments.

Meanwhile she pretends to champion women’s causes while taking big checks from dictators and regimes who oppress women.

9. She’s a fake.

She represents nothing. She says she is for women, but she ignores and then attacks and buries her husband’s rape victims to further her own interests. She says she will crack down on Wall Street, but Wall Street pays her a fortune and funds her campaign. She wants to raise the minimum wage to get elected, but she knows it will hurt the economy. She pretends to know everything about foreign affairs, but she is leaving her post and the world in shambles.

10. She will ruin the economy.

Our fragile bubble economy is already on the verge of collapse. Hillary will continue the reckless monetary and fiscal policies of Obama, Yellen and their predecessors and throw our country into a deep, almost insurmountable depression. She will destroy millions of jobs and probably our currency, and she will bankrupt a huge swath of our citizens while enriching those very few at the top. Of course, she will blame capitalism for all this, and not her failed policies, shifting us further towards Socialism.



Hillary Clinton Indicted

This is how it would all go down if the judicial system wasn’t corrupt:

In July 2016, shortly before securing the Democratic nomination, Hillary Clinton is working hard to earn the votes of angry, disenfranchised Bernie Sanders supporters.

Unfortunately for her, she’s indicted before her message has a chance to resonate.

Fox News is the first to report, with all other media outlets picking up the story immediately thereafter. Hillary’s indictment comes at perhaps the worst possible time – representing the Watergate scandal of the 21st century. Liberal Millennials throw up their arms in protest, and demand the DNC strip Hillary of her nomination in favor of Bernie Sanders.

Republicans, initially overjoyed, grow silent and nervous as they ponder the potential scenario of a Sanders vs. Trump election. Initially convinced the country would never elect a Socialist for President, the GOP begins to fear a Sanders resurgence.

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Unfortunately for liberal Millennials, and for Bernie Sanders, corruption within the Democrat party knows no bounds. The DNC, through the machinations of the insidious Debbie Wasserman Schultz, claim the indictment is not a disqualifying event, and ultimately throw their full support behind the prison-bound Clinton. Hillary loses the election to Donald Trump, unsurprisingly, and the Democrat party splinters as a result. Gary Johnson wins over a large number of Hillary’s remaining supporters, but not enough to steal the election.

When all is said and done, Donald Trump is our new President, Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigns in shame, and Hillary Clinton is convicted as a felon.

Alas, but corruption runs rampant, and another reality is upon us.


Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Should Be Over Already

The corrupt DNC will never admit it, but Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign should be over already. When Hillary’s email scandal broke earlier this year, The New York Times quickly backed down over criticism of the story.

In subsequent months, Hillary attacked Republicans and Fox News for creating something out of nothing. For a short time, it seemed Hillary might escape the media frenzy.

However, since then, Hillary’s nightmare has only gotten worse. Much worse. Now that the FBI is involved, the media has turned on Mrs. Clinton – yet again – and decided her campaign should end.

This time, the media has it right. Mrs. Clinton’s deliberate use of an insecure private email server while Secretary of State has put national security at risk, and completely destroyed her chances of serving as President. Her free-falling poll numbers are no coincidence. The American public distrusts Hillary – they perceive her as untrustworthy. Considering she wiped her server clean, this should come as no surprise.

Clinton’s 5 point deficit to Donald Trump in a new general election poll released today by SurveyUSA confirms what we already knew – Hillary would lose to Trump in November. It’s not unreasonable to anticipate an indictment of Hillary fairly soon, and with that, fines and possibly even jail time. Clinton’s campaign should be over so we can focus our attention on qualified candidates.

With two candidates rising from the pack on the Republican side – Donald Trump and Dr. Ben Carson – it appears the American electorate is seeking a “non-politician” this time around. As such, Carly Fiorina’s surge should come as no surprise as well. The pundits are saying Trump and Carson are flavors of the week, but the facts say otherwise. The momentum both candidates (and to a lesser extent Fiorina) have seen is real, and it’s here to stay.

With Sanders rising in the polls, and Joe Biden reportedly mulling a run, it won’t be long before we find out who will be in this race for the long-haul. I, for one, am happy none of the other candidates are as secretive and untrustworthy as Hillary. Unfortunately for all of us, Hillary is the ultimate criminal insider, and she will probably machinate her way into the nomination regardless – of course with lots of help from Debbie Wasserman Corrupt Schultz.